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Adventure Log : DAY ONE

I've woken up in a strange land. With strange things. It's like a forest. Of strange. 
Or maybe a jungle, I really can't tell. Monkeys live in the jungle though, right? 
I need to figure out why the hell I'm here. What did I DO last night? 
Wasn't I just watching Blade Runner with Katie again? I still can't understand why that isn't her favorite movie of all time.
I'll work on her, we'll get there. So, I was watching a movie.. oh, yea. Lucky whined. Buddy must've been warning me. 
And now I'm here. Wherever here is. I should probably be a lot more worried than I am. 
Oh, and by the way. Whoever took me bow? You'd better keep running, because when I find you... I know a lot of ways to torture a man. Explicit ways. Panty pissing ways. So get ready. Because I will find you, and I will kill you. [Liam Neeson voice attempt]
Right, so. I'm in some forest/jungle/sacrificial plane of existence, and there's a monkey watching me. Which, by the way again, monkeys don't like nerf darts. The only thing it likes might just be human flesh, so I'm thinking I should get up off the ground now and make a hasty retreat. 
So, I'm gonna go explore now. I'll keep you guys updated. 

P.S. If anyone's reading this, get me the f*ck out of here.

P.P.S. Nerf bows project rocks just fine, apparently.

P.P.S.S. I'm great at nerf bows.


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